Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Boobs speak an international language.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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