Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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