yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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