I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
