so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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