You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Randomize
