he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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