How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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