I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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