Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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