a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I intend to get homeless drunk
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My life is pants optional.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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