This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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