there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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