I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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