Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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