Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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