my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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