whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
