im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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