I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
BRING THE BAGELS
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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