scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
handjob tips. give me some.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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