I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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