Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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