Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize