So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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