You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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