i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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