i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Welp...herpes.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
