just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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