PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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