this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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