I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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