I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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