hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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