Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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