So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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