return my video game
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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