yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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