if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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