Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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