My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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