I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
