Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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