So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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