I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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