i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize