why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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