I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
