I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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