i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Quick, to the slutcave!
home. puking in laundry basket.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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