Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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