At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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