question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern