But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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