Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.