downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
COCAINE IS GR8
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