I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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