We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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